waakeme-up:

monica-geller:

*sees a cute guy on public transport*
*makes brief accidental eye contact*
*goes home and listens to enchanted on repeat for 3 hours*

OH . MH FLD

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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copdoccubus:

killer-clone-club:

cloneinstitute:

Orphan Black: the only show on Television where the main actress has kissed the majority of the cast.

Orphan Black: The only show where the main actress is majority of the cast.

Orphan Black: Still waiting for the main actress to kiss herself.

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